The Pattern

Et par sitat fra CSI:

''Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it. ''

og

''Greg Sanders: I, am a genius.
Warrick Brown: Let me guess, you ran the DNA and got a hit?
Greg Sanders: No.
Gil Grissom: You ran the DNA and something distinctive came up?
Greg Sanders: No.
Warrick Brown: You rolled out of bed and managed to dress yourself?
Greg Sanders: No. ''

Har hatt en del Buffy- og Scrubs-sitater liggende i et halvår, som jeg nå har fått digitalisert. Buffy-sitatene er hovedsaklig fra sesong 3 og 4, mens Scrubs-sitatene vel er fra sesong 3...

Where’s it written that quiet reflection can’t be combined with cake and funny hats?
- Xander, “Helpless”

“The important thing is that I kept my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.”
“Bright side to everything.”
- Buffy og Oz, “Helpless”

Oh yeah, I’m fine. The shaking’s a side-effect of the fear.
- Willow, “The Zeppo”

If anyone sees my spine laying around, please try not to step on it.
- Xander, “The Zeppo”

“What shall we do with the trio here? Should we burn them?”
“I brought marshmallows.”
- Buffy og Willow diskuterer fjerning av monsterlik, “The Zeppo”

”Just relax. And take your pants off.”
“Those two concepts are antithetical.”
- Faith og Xander, “The Zeppo”

Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards any more.
- Giles, “Enemies”

There’s more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that’s factually true.
- Mayor Richard Wilkins III, “Enemies”

That’s the thing with us vampires. We don’t establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers.
- Angelus, “Enemies”

You had to tie me up to beat me. There’s a word for people like you, Faith: Loser.
- Buffy, “Enemies”

“What can I say? I’m the world’s best actor.”
“Second best.”
- Faith og Angel, “Enemies”

You! All of you! Why couldn’t you be dealing drugs, like normal people!
- Principal Snyder, “Choices”

All men are evil. So, you wanna go to the Prom with me?
- Anya til Xander, “The Prom”

We’re proud to say that class of ’99 has the lowest mortality rate in Sunnydale history.
- Jonathan i talen til Buffy, “The Prom”

“For Christ’s sake! She’s 18, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just... have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about.
- Giles til Wesley, da Wesley spør om råd i forhold til Cordelia, ”The Prom”

”’The Beast will walk upon the Earth, and darkness will follow. The several races of men will be as one in their terror and destruction.’ Aaaw, that’s kinda sweet! Different races coming together!”
- Mayor Wilkinson, “Graduation part 1”

You guys are like little old ladies.
- Buffy til Xander og Angel, “Graduation part 2”

”Oh my God! He’s gonna do the whole speech!”
“Just ascend already!”
“Evil.”
- Buffy og Willow om Mayor Wilkinson, “Graduation part 2”

“Guys, take a minute to deal with this. We survived.”
“Mm, it was a hell of a battle.”
“Not the battle. High school.”
- Oz og Buffy, “Graduation part 2”

“I’m not supposed to have a private life?”
“NO! Because you’re very old and that’s gross.”
- Giles og Buffy, “The Freshman”

Er, are you gonna fight, or are there just gone be monster sarcasm rally?
- Dophue-vampyr til Buffy og en annen vampyr, “The Freshman”

”I don’t get your crazy system!”
“My system? It’s called the alphabet.”
- Xander og Giles leter etter bøker, “The Harsh Light of Day”

Don’t make fun. I worked hard to get this pompous.
- Riley til Buffy, “Fear Itself”

If he was bound and gagged and left in a cave that vampires frequent, it wouldn’t really be like I killed him, would it?
- Buffy om Parker, “Beer Bad”

I’m getting sick of you men and your ... man-ness.
- Willow, “Beer Bad”

“There’s definitely something about her.”
“Maybe she’s Canadian.”
- Riley og en kamerat snakker om Buffy, “The Initiative”

Oh, can’t you forget the Slayer? She’ll only slap you around anyway. And I can do that.
- Harmony og Spike, “The Initiative”

And remember: If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
- Willow advarer Riley mot å såre Buffy, “The Initiative”

I’m a great cook! In theory. I’ve eaten a lot.
- Buffy, “Pangs”

Can I have someone to eat?
- Spike, “Pangs”

“’Native American’. We don’t say ‘Indian’.”
“Oh. Oh right, yes, yes. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to your lot as ‘bloody colonials’.”
- Buffy og Giles, “Pangs”

“Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles.”
“It’s kind of an end in itself.”
- Buffy og Giles, “Pangs”

Eg har sjølv sett Høgrefolk skambite sau!
- Fra debatt om radiomerking av Høyrefolk, ”Hallo i uken” 13.05.06

Alternate realities. You could, ah, have like a world without shrimp. Or, you know, nothing but shrimp.
- Anya, “Superstar”

“Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar?”
“No. Er... yes... it was a gift!”
- Buffy og Giles, “Superstar”

Xander, don’t speak Latin in front of the books.
- Giles, “Superstar”

So, we’re saying that he did a spell to make us think he was cool? That is so cool!
- Xander, “Superstar”

“Buffy was right...”
“Doesn’t sound very likely, does it?”
- Willow og Anya, “Superstar”

Just because you’re better than us, doesn’t mean you can be all superior.
- Xander til Buffy, “The Yoko Factor”

Are you still upset over that fight you had with your friends? It was hours ago! Get over it!
- Anya til Xander, “Primeval”

Spike’s working for Adam?! After all we’ve... nah, I can’t even act surprised.
- Xander, “Primeval”

“Nervous?”
“No way. I’m full of that good ol’ kamikaze spirit.”
“Xander, just because this is never gonna work, there’s no need to be negative!”
- Willow, Xander og Giles, “Primeval”

Buffy: ”Xander!”
Willow: ”Oh wonderful Xander!”
Buffy: “You know we love you, right?”
Willow: “We totally do.”
Xander: “Oh God, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?”
- Buffy, Willow og Xander, “Primeval”

“Dinner is served! It’s my very own recipe.”
“Ooh, you pushed the button on the microwave that says ‘popcorn’?”
“Actually, I pressed ‘defrost’, but Joyce was there in a clinch.”
- Xander og Willow, “Restless”

Sometimes I think of two women doing spells... and then I do a spell by myself.
- Xander, “Restless”

What has two thumbs and just doesn’t give a damn? Bob Kelso. Pleased to meet you.
- Dr. Kelso til Dr. Cox

Nothing personal, but you’re an awful person.
- Carla til Dr. Cox

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
- Dr. Cox

By the way, this moment is so great, I’d cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of little moments.
- Dr. Cox

Hey. I just wanted to take a second to thank you, for constantly beating me, doubting my abilities, and the general devastation of my self esteem.
- JD til Dr. Cox

Herlege sitater. Dr. Cox er genialt sitatverdig.

Terje wrote: “’Native American’. We don’t say ‘Indian’.”
“Oh. Oh right, yes, yes. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to your lot as ‘bloody colonials’.”
- Buffy og Giles, “Pangs”

ELSKER den. Ikke liker, ELSKER.

Ja, den der og et par andre one-linere redda den episoden fra De Forglemmelige Episoders Avgrunn.

Den episoden trudde eg òg fyrste gongen at ikkje var det store, men ved seinare gjennomsjåingar skil den seg ut som ein av sesong 4 sine beste. Mykje karakterfokus og enormt mykje humor som ved fyrste augekast kjem i skuggen av eit enkelt og kjedeleg plott.

Sitat, og sitat fru blom.. Tenker vi slenger noen av disse under sitat jeg:


-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

-The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

-Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

-There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Og for oss mattefantaster, Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

"Britney liker å lese om kjærestene sine.."
-Nesten ordrett fra Topp, men poenget er det samme
(Merk flertall)

Moghedien wrote:"Britney liker å lese om kjærestene sine.."
-Nesten ordrett fra Topp, men poenget er det samme
(Merk flertall)

Her måtte jeg le, du... HAHAHAAA, like dum som Paris Hilton hun derre Britney...

Woo hoo, mer fra de siste sesongene av Buffy og den første av Angel. Og litt Scrubs.



Sweet dancing Jehovah, I just punctured my brain.
- Dr. Kelso

He was a dear, dear friend, but he died or moved or something.
- Dr. Kelso

Why are you whistling, Ted? Your life is pathetic.
- Dr. Kelso

Know what, Turk? You want sympathy? Get a disease people can see.
- Elliot

Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy.
- Dr. Kelso

I... I want you to know that I’m really sorry for letting you down. You know, here, before, with the magic going all aaah! and me going all eeeh! and everything getting all grrr.
- Willow til Buffy, “Bring on the Night”

“Do you know why you’re alive?”
“Never figured you for existential thought, love. I mean, you hated Paris.”
- The First I Drusillas skikkelse og Spike, “Bring on the Night”

You think I’m evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don’t touch them?
- Giles, “The Killer In Me”

“Dru. We’ll bring this world to its knees.”
“It’s ripe and ready, my darling. Waiting for us to devour its fruit.”
“We’ll ravage this city together, my pet. Lay waste to all of Europe. The three of us will teach those snobs [...] just what...”
“Three?”
“You, me and mother. We’ll open up their veins and bathe in their blood as they scream our names across th... what?”
“You... you want to bring your mum with us?”
“Well... yeah... You’ll like her!”
“Hmm. To eat, you mean?”
- Spike/William og Drusilla, “Lies My Parents Told Me”

You can’t sling a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity. Not that I sling cats. Or eat. Nope. Cuttin’ waaay back. Cholesterol... Morals! I mean, morals.
- Clem, “Empty Places”

“I’m sorry, what’s your name?”
“Buffy.”
“No, really.”
- Den siste ljåvokteren og Buffy, “End of Days”

Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone’s invited!
- Xanders reaksjon på Calebs død, “Chosen”

”Buffy believes in you.”
”Yeah, you’ve met Buffy? Sweet girl. Not too bright, though.”
- Kennedy og Willow, “Chosen”

“Looks like the Hellmouth’s officially closed.”
“There’s another one in Cleveland.”
- Faith og Giles, “Chosen”

“Angel. We do things a certain way in LA.”
“Well, I’m new here.”
“But you’re a civilized man. We don’t have to go around attacking each other. Look at me. I pay my taxes, I keep my name out of the papers, and I don’t make waves. And in return, I can do anything I want.”
“Really?”
“Mmm.”
“Can you fly?”
“Waaaaah!” *crash*
“Huh. Guess not.”
“Russell og Angel, “City of”

“I guess single life weighs particularly hard on you.”
“Why?”
“Well, a couple hundred years ago, the only thing you had to worry about was a hangover. Today, ‘cos of your cursed-thingy, you can’t sleep with anyone, or else you might feel a moment of true happiness, and lose your soul, become evil -- again -- and kill everyone.”
“Thanks Cordelia. I always appreciate your perspective.”
- Cordelia og Angel, “Lonely Hearts”

“Where’d you pick up computer skills?”
“Downloading picture of naked women?”
“Well, that’s more or less accurate.”
- Angel, Cordelia og Doyle, “Lonely Hearts”

I had a plan. A great plan. But then I got bored.
- Spike, “In The Dark”

“You’re an idiot, Spike.”
“You think? ‘Cos I’m not the one chained to the ceiling with hot pokers through my side.”
- Angel og Spike, “In The Dark”

I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. ... You know, except for the bulk of it when I was nearly tortured to death.
- Angel, “In The Dark”

You’re a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.
- Cordelia til Doyle, “I Fall To Pieces”

If I hit you on the head, would you have a vision?
- Cordelia til Doyle, “I Fall To Pieces”

It was like the Soviet secret police, except they cared a lot about shoes.
- Angel om Cordelia og Sunnydale High-venninnene hennes, ”Rm With A Vu”

”Popstars and popes, those are the one-named guys.”
“You’ve got me, I’m a pope.”
- Kate og Angel, “Rm With A Vu”

"Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone’s invited!

...sometimes I shouldn't say words."

Faren min sier mye rart så her kommer litt.

Den som først kommer til kvernen får først malt opp hjernen.

Hørt utrykket; den som først kommer til mølla får først mel?

Kom skal vi brenne bibler,min venn, kom skal vi brenne bibler min venn, brennbrennbrennbrenn.

Dere husker når Otto brant bibler?

Og sånt får jeg høre hver dag, er det ikke hyggelig?

Loki wrote:

"Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone’s invited!

...sometimes I shouldn't say words."

"To read makes our speaking English good."

Stilig far du har Mayorearth

Meg selv og en russisk utvekslingsstudent:

Russeren: "Hey, is it fur that you're wearing?" (kjenner på foret i frakken min)

Jeg: "No, it's fake."

Russeren: "Good! (tommel opp) Support fake fur."

Jeg: "By the way, this is cow." (gjør han oppmerksom på utsiden av hele den lange frakken)

Russeren: "O my god! How can you live with wearing cow on yourself?"

Jeg: "Well, a born cow is a dead cow."